If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
